The Urban Explorer 732: February 2023

Zinnia Wormwood- non fare il bambino!

To Micheale: Ciao Fuori da qui

Non se toglie

Mio cuore

Di chi ti impicci?

Michael Passa il biscotti!

Gabriella Vieni!

She loves animal organs that's why she cooks them because she grew up poor in an poor Italian household in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn.

I could also imagine Gaby being Carla Tortelli (like the Italian waitress from Paterson)

Honor your mom! I'd eat her goat testicles meal for her!

Gaby it was pleasure! That’s why you wanted to be friends because of pleasure.

Miss Trunchbull tu di castigo!

2nd

The first.

Gabriella, full of grace.

young Gabrielalla as Matilda

Adult Gabrieala as Zinnia,

Crunchem Hall is in a bad neighborhood because the rent is cheap there.

It’s an academically rigorous school.

Crunchem Hall is a (dark) dystopia.

Loreto & Gabriella (Spaniard) and (Italian American)- Principal and Lunchlady- your staff

Roe is a formidable, firm, and bright principal.

This school’s a detention center.

Since they’re not your best friends, they can be staff to you!

I also imagine Gaby as your Zinnia and you as harry you’re a con artist car sales man

Gaby’s just like Zinnia, she has poor judgment and she mistook the FBI agents who were spying in front of her house as “speedboat salesmen.”

I would haved liked her even if Gabys the sluttiest woman, sleeping with 15 or 20 men.

And she’s cheating on you.

That’s lust bc you’re too lenient with her sins!

You have no standards for her

And Amanda as your daughter, Matilda.

Roe (your BFF) amanda (Matilda) Yafreisy, Ashley, Stephanie?, Karol, your friends and classmates

Rosalia- your mom.

I love women as if they were own sisters (not wanting to date them)

I’m smart for creating and partaking in these sexual desires and seeing women, especially other Catholic women, some of them being my friends, as sisters, instead of just going out there to date.

Work so hard

End up getting hurt

Suicide

This is smart

Kinda like when someone can’t work like everyone else.

So they sell drugs

So we (masturbators and drug dealers) become predators, masturbators kinda, I guess.

I’m happier this way, staying single.

You use these girls, as stimulants (like coffee) to get you through the torture and pain of being a student in Crunchem Hall.

Masochist

I love girls for them being pure and innocent and it’s good bc I’m a virgin.

But if you have these sexual desires, it’s best to have a girlfriend! Lol

I have no desire to get married.

Crunchem hall- the only concern is like about discipline not education

Strong on discipline!

They don’t have a lot of money for real text books instead they use outdated encyclopedias from the 80s and 70s.

History

Science.

Book from the 1920s on eugenics.lol.

English?

They have a 1950s encyclopedia.

To make it challenging.

They read books written in other languages then they use the language dictionary to figure out what it means.

Grammar I think 3rd grade

They have writing journals too.

Cursive 2nd

What novels?

A periodic table from the 50s with elements were removed and missing ones that are now there that weren’t before.

They use old text books and some of the information could be wrong

But the kids still have to learn them though even though it’s wrong because they don’t want physical abuse from the Trunchbull.

in this school, you’re not oppressed because you’re a minority, you’re oppressed bc you’re a child

If you’re not man enough to marry and have kids with a girl, you’re not man enough to have sex with her.

It’s better to spend five hours in the chokey than to spend go in Hell!

Crunchem Halls in the spirit of St. Francis of Assisi.

Roe- Miss Trunchbull

Stephanie Lunchlady

Ashley gym teacher

Inez- nurse

Amanda- a Dominican Miss Honey

Ms. Mota- the former Spanish teacher who moves on to become a teacher at mcc

Gaby ditsy Zinnia Wormwood housewife

(imperfect mom who sees her children as scabs but we should love her anyways )

The persons who played zinnia is from Bensonhurst and Gaby’s mom is from there too so there’s a connection.

They are both Gaby- “trophy wives”

Mostly Hispanic (all girl?) student body!

Maybe I’m into BDSM and I’m masochistic because of how I was treated.

Private school

Tuition cheap but

I’m But Poorly funded school

No art must’ve no school library (the kid will never read)

They do not have guidance counselors or therapists

Secretary? And she’s overworked

Because of the poverty in this school, it’s an all girl school, the girls think that all there is to look forward to is getting married, having kids, etc.

Liking boys

She’s a soccer player.

Roe is cheap!

School is Frugal

It’s a bleak, dark, brick prison.

Kids are not all angels.

All children are rotten so they need to punished in order to be better.

Roe lays down the law without being abusive.

Ms. Petrillo - a second grade? teacher?

Roe is most like mother Mary.

Miss Trunchbull is one of my closest friends.

Roe- “all you need is God”

She spends weekly scripture class with them

Sara- the Italian American janitor

Kyla- 1st grade teacher

When you conquered sexual sin, it makes you free.

Shannon’s ruthless, that’s why she’s the Trunchbull , not Roe!

Me and Niss Trunchbull

Share th same philosophy that little kids are rotten to the core and they need to punished and disciplined severely so can be purified and better in life.

That’s why I’m attracted to her.

The school is rigorous and disciplined. They treacherous multiplication to kindergarteners and algebra in the sixth grade.

Escapism! S & M.

Shannon hates kids! So she’s make a great Miss Trunchbull!

Always was a bully.

Roes a VP - defender of the principal

Roe- if you’re comfortable, you’re not learning anything!

I love roe even in her worst!

Miss Trunchbull = Roe on Steroids! Figuratively and literally speaking.

She took steroids bc of her pride and her constant need for perfectionism.

Steroids - increased appetite and mood swings which make her more aggressive and irritable

And you love Roe/ Miss Trunchbull and say, as a 50 year old aggressive woman on steroids and say “yeah that’s my sister!”

Perfect roe is the carrier of discipline and obedience in my life, I would love her as my sister even if she was miss Trunchbull from Matilda

She was not consecrated or even evangelized!

Miss Trunchbull is BFFs with the Lunchlady

Roe is pushy.

More stunningly beautiful than Yazuny Burdier! lol

Una campeona por Cristo!

She really hates kids.

She adopts kids cooks them and feeds them to the students at school

This is my type o woman, a woman who pushes through against all odds.

THis is how my best friend is to me commanding me directing me and I'm this slovenly boy who needs to be punished.

Roe= lust

Father John is my spiritual director/ guidance counselor

He has authority on my spiritual life, prayer life

Roe just enforces it!

Roe is organized and professional too.

Asperger and the importance of female friendships.

I have the innocence of a child.

Roe is a Franciscan nun so this is why it is a poor school

Rosalia as Zinnia Wormwood - you love women in their worst

Be happy and faithful o the Lord, even in the midst of poverty! That's my motto!

An underfunded school

Daniella Santiago is a teacher.

Guidance counselor Leo - even makes Leo have more direction over you.

I love women in their worst.

An emasculate man.

I’m her student small and insignificant, like an ant

She wants the school to be run down so they can be more disciplined and learn more.

You don’t respect yourself either with these fantasies either.

Roes my principal - large leader and Powerful

Al is this sweet, naive ten year old boy! You’re a virgin - he loves Gaby despite her flaws.

Principal Roe - if one student doesn’t do their homework she hits them all with the ruler “one student's disobedience is collective to the group” or something like that

Roe an upgrade

She’s stingy - maybe no textbooks or really old ones.Primcioal - Queen’s Palace

Roe -my Mary

Gaby - anti Mary

Lunchlady - peasant food

I enjoy loving her from afar.

She knows it’s a mostly minority student body she knows they won’t go far bc they’re minorities not a racist but threatened institutional barriers

Negativity.

It’ll never happen between us, though

Gaby’s a choleric.

Principal Roe

Mother Roe portrays an exaggerated sense of authority, pride, and power.

And I still want to be her friend.

Gives a fat kid 6 hours of detention copying the dictionary for eating chocolate in her class

Father John - superintendent

Leo, your friend, is in higher position.

If this were me as shoddy car salesmen, I’m harry my Emely is zinnia although I could see Jaira as my wife and Amanda’s Matilda!

Roe - product of abuse that’s why she is abusive.

Roes a good woman, that’s why we gotta love her in her worse.

Is Roe fiscally conservative?

They still get a rigorous education and she cares about the students.

So it’s a positive role.

I’m a Feminist!

Shannon Slotwinski - The Principal

Bc she has depression.

Leo - the principal in charge of budgeting, financing.

Roe- THe Principal - negative reinforcement .

Or I’m the Principal?

She’s more concerned about the children’s discipline, not their education.

Her teaching style is like when I was reading the book on depression in the Peruvian library— simple and to the point!

Gaby was lust. Stop it!

She’s not a slut she’s just so loving so she constantly gets mistaken for one.

Slutty women are often so warm.

And the autistic kid is a 10 year old version of me

All the girls must wear knee length skirts to express their feminity.

Roe - VP! In charge of disciplining her students.

Estefania - 6th grader who’s older than me Foreign Exchange student

I was one of Lunchlady Gabys students.

You get bullied a lot you are attracted to lunch lady Gabys “loving nature” even though she manipulative (she’s manipulative when it comes to the food.)

His dad goes to strip clubs and sees Gabriella as a stripper.

She Vue expensive purses, clothes, and even a nice sports car bc of all the money she is making.

Miss Trunchbull - Roe on Steroids!

Emely as Trunchbull, too!

She gets fat bc the steroids make her eat a lot.

Acne.

Roes nothing like miss Trunchbull, though.

She’s a divine leader, though.

Like Uter!

There only one computer in the school.

Most of the student body consists of young Dominican women, they’ll be submissive and white women.

They start off school with the rosary! First period!

Setting: Woodbridge, NJ but where?

I love seeing women as my sisters! - The end.

I want/ I am the autistic boy in the film who says about the women in the novel/or Roe “not everything she does is nice. But it’s for our own good!”

He sees lunch lady Gaby as an older sister.

I’m

A good student who at least puts effort in schoolwork.

I like women m.. a lot but none of them like me.

Bruce likes food and women! A lot!

You’re emasculate lol!

I’m slovenly!

I see school lunch as mortification towards Gaby and love it and offer it for her.

It’s like he knows what this is all about - Wisdom.

Most students however, see her food as gross

Bruce and Ralph - so special needs.

Roe - Discipline - soccer, shotput, javelin, and hammerthrow.

Roe doesn’t invest much for their education - the students

Just wants them to be disciplined.

No computers - everything hand written

it's discipline over education in her school.

Emely is one of the teachers!

A mostly Latina/ some white school!

The adoration chapel is right next to her office!

Her approach to schooling - Back to the Basics - God!

Miss Trunchbull - Roe as an overweight, bitter, hateful 50 year old Principal!

(Donations?)

Her major in college was education - That’s why she’s the Principal!

No art or music- she wants no creative things, colorful things.

My best friend- Rose Marie Trunchbull.

The reason she's principal is because

Her dart board filled with pictures of students!

In this text, I sent her a video of a principal saying "ce trato. ce trapacato la cola. Sei spacca!" which in Italian, shes' Italian, means "I got you! I got you right in the neck! You are finished!"

She laughed.

That's why she's my principal.

Plus, with her as the principal, I know we'd have weekly adoration with her.

She's the founder and leader of LIFE ministry, a ministry in Good Shepherd Parish in Perth Amboy, NJ that meets up to visit Jesus in adoration every week

Here's another message I sent her.

We’d love Roe even if she was an old, strict, Catholic lady, kinda like a Catholic Trunchbull.

learning disablity

And I like how she has authority.

And it's not going to work unless it's the way she says it! I might sarcastic when I say this but I like how she speaks with such authority, that's why she's my leader!

Matilda in the chokey!

She believes greatness could come out of suffering.

She's the

Emely DeJesus - my fourth grade teacher!

Lunchlady Stephanie

Or Lunchaldy Steph, your wife, who takes charge

She doesn’t cook five or even four star meals but she doesn’t cook organs, either.

But she only cooks bad food, not because she wants to, but becaue she's limited.

Principal Roe has a meager budget after Gaby left and Stephanie came in charge so she has less to work with but not because she wants to enact “culinary revenge.”

This was cut off from the video. But Lunchlady Doris was first seen serving Giblet McNiblets. I put a photo of it attached here.

This is Gaby (to the left). Despite having a past crush on Lunchlady Doris in the past. Lunchlady Gaby is my real lunchlady.

Lunchlady Stephanie - has a disability too.

Lunchlady Stephanie’s a drunk

Gaby's a "slut"

Steph - a drunken Polish American girl

Lunchlady Gaby - bad lunch lady

Stephanie - good lunch lady.

One time when Stephanie was a cafeteria worker at Rutgers she made fun of me bc I was sleeping in the retreat.

That’s why she’s this sassy, blunt, cook/ cafeteria worker who always gives the students like me an attitude.

Steph cooks “basic “humble” food like baked beans, Vienna sausages and ham and cheese sandwiches like

She doesn’t cook animal organs or dead bodies she lives a poor life.

She might cook anima bodies to tease or see he it’s like after learning from Lunchlady Gaby, but realizes she doesn’t have the heart to and stops.

Beef hearts.

She wanted to be a lawyer, it didn’t work out, now she’s a lunchlady but she’s still awesome, as a lunchlady!

It’s a normal school.

Lumchlady Gaby cooks animal organs and dead bodies

Stephanie cooks simple food - an upgrade.

Lives in a shack.

This fragile little house could just fall apart like one little touch could break it.

Lunchlady Gaby got fired, principal Trunchbull slashed the budget significantly.

So lunch lady Stephanie has to work on a meager budget.

Lunchlady Stephanie white shirt black pants

She wanted to be a lawyer but got into a plane crash and developed a brain injury. - this is the only job she could do being an inadequate lunch lady!

Now she works like the cook in Matilda, where she licks her snot as she cooks food for the children and scratches her rear end. She never washes her hands as she prepares the food as he believes all the students at Crunchem Hall are “rotten kids!”

Steph- this is another lunchlady for me because once she talked about me behind my back and I forgave her.

I was inspired to forgive her and still be friends with her because of the lunch lady story!

Her common phrase when talking about her students, because she’s Polish

“Zepsute dzieci.”, which means rotten children.

Some girl “Eww! Your food tastes like vomit!”

Lunchlady Carolina - some women, for some reason, will just ghost you.

So she represents that!

And you have to eat her sh!t! too!

Lunchlady Carolina doesn’t want to have acareer working there working there as a part time job

SHe licke he snot in front of the stuents just to scar tehem. or served food with muxucu s just once

Lunchlady Samar.

She’s like the janitor/ lunch lady, makes sure everything’s neat in the kitchen.

And one thing about the lunch ladies is they don’t always wash their hands when they serve the food.

Or cooking, either.

The auditorium, could also be the lunch room too!

If you just put tables, lol.

principal

You will do 100 pushups if you don’t stand still quietly!

She’s one of the students.

She was one of my friends, then she blew me off!

This is my sister in Christ, Ashley and she’s the phys. ed./health teacher!Coach Ashley Martins!

She has many casual sexual partners. No commitment.

She doesn’t believe in excuses or a culture of “snowflakism”.

Health care for all? Snowflakes, you have to work for it!

She’ll be patient and kind to those in need, like those with a disability.

But “no excuses” to everyone one else.

-That’s her motto!

Can be snobby, hates wratched hood people or “trashy people,” but she loves those with special needs.

And when she tells you to STOP, you STOP!

She gets easily aggravated! lol.

So don't mess with her!

It’s hard to pass her gym classs! Lol she’s strict! Hard grader. Makes you do a lot! For nothing, too!

Another firm.

Bus driver?

Hates the children and those who make her stay stick in traffic!

Once the head lunchlady, Jaira is now the school nurse, after working and going to school part-time.

She's firm, you don't want to mess with her.

She eats beans on her meager budget on her low bus driver’s salary.

Very athletic, she was once a wrestler too.

These girls are happy because they don’t go to Crunchem Hall this don’t have to eat at their cafeteria lol!

Leo - the nice janitor!

The judgementsl Dominican American Guidance Counselor

Who looks Italian/ Sicilian

Amanda - Matilda

Amanda goes for the white men only, lol.

The beds are like prison beds, like brick.

My school will always have a place for those with special needs lol!

The reason why I love Crunchem Hall is because even though it's a poor school and it's run down and due to lack of funding, they serve mortification-type food, there is still a strong sense of community!

It's like what Hortensia said, "we all look for one another here."

The only bad thing about this school is that because of low expectations, many of these students feel sex, geting married and having kids is all they're good for. So they don't strive for anything else.

Because of the harsh conditions of Crunchem Hall, many of the kids just feel the urge to have romantic relationships with one another.

Even have sex.

All girls academy

Skimpy outfits.

Just Pray

Nurse Inez?

Burly, strong Portugueuse woman who could carry Trunchubll when she falls.

Nurse/ substitute Lunchlady Kristina

Kristina make Kristina a student

The face of the school, a proud Puerto Rican girl, who wants to be a nurse.